New Sins!

Hey everyone, grab an energy drink and your "sin gloves", because you're going to be working extra hard from now on committing sins!

Today, a Vatican official added some new things to the official list of sins, including: polluting, widening the discrepancy between rich and poor, doing drugs, and creating genetic manipulations of human beings.

Let's take a quiz, then. Which one of the following new sins has George W. Bush NOT been on record as contributing to:

(a) genetic manipulation
(b) polluting
(c) doing drugs
(d) widening the discrepancy between rich and poor

Ding ding! If you answered A, you're right. George W. Bush has vetoed every stem cell bill before his desk, possibly contributing the death of thousands if not millions of people!

Makes it all worthwhile now that we know the rules of the Catholic God, eh?